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[Slam Dunk] Fish Out of Water
fandom Slam Dunk
characters Sakuragi, Rukawa


“This is a stupid idea,” Sakuragi says.

“This was your idea,” Rukawa replies.

“Oh. Well, then it’s not stupid. It’s just stupid.”

“Just shut up and try the shirt on already,” Rukawa says, and yawns pointedly.

For possibly the first time ever, Sakuragi does as he’s told, squeezing himself into the tiny stall that was clearly designed for midgets and exchanging his own t-shirt for the store’s one. Which is when he hears a loud tearing sound, and his back suddenly feels a lot cooler than it probably should. “Ohmygod,” he says.

“What,” Rukawa asks through the door, flatly.

“Um,” Sakuragi answers as he squeezes back out of the tiny stall with the t-shirt that was also clearly designed for midgets clinging to his shoulders and flapping open at the back where there should probably be no flap.

“Um,” Rukawa says too.

“This is a stupid idea,” Sakuragi insists.

“No arguments here,” Rukawa mutters, and makes a vague sort of gesture with his hand, which Sakuragi correctly interprets as 'take that off and stuff it into the corner of the changeroom and then we’ll walk out of here very quickly before the salesgirl notices it'.

They stick to basketball dates after that.


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A/N: Written at work (can you tell?) in under five minutes.