InsaneJournal

[Naruto] Sex Pollen
fandom Naruto
characters Gai, Kakashi
for drabble_trade


“Kakashi, my eternal rival who looks impossibly cool even at three in the morning!”

“...You have ten seconds before I kill you.”

“While returning from my mission, I half-stumbled over a root in the ground but flipped through the air magnificently--”

“Five seconds.”

“--and landed in a bush covered with bright purple leaves--”

“Two seconds.”

“--and now I am having an allergic reaction to what Tsunade-sama tells me is ‘sexually stimulating pollen’, so here I am!”

“...You’re kidding me.”

“Never! I swear on the pain of a thousand burning--”

“Just shut up and come in.”


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